And my "What?" card:
I had to improvise a little from the sketch. I didn't plan ahead very well and ran out of room for my sentiment. So I stuck it at the bottom. And the inside sentiment:
I thought it was kind of creative, but my husband disagreed. Apparently he's received Hallmark cards like this. He thought the card would be better if the inside said "I thought you had a vasectomy." He's always full of suggestions for my cards. Maybe he needs to start making his own. Thanks for looking!